beware

mag-ingat sa mga nagsusulputang call centers dito sa Pinas. May isang call center sa may bandang Eastwood which is not very popular. Why? Their management sucks bigtime!

Saan ka nakakita ng call center na ang supervisor ay mukhang sanggano? Anyways, bisor ba siya o tambay sa kanto???

I will not drop names. Basta beware.

i don't give a s***

I deal with people easily. But don't mess with me cause you won't like it as well. I hate attention seeker persons. Sa Tagalog: papansin. In various ways. 

Papansin sa outfit na di naman bagay, sa buhay, sa karir, sa pamilya nya: "oy eto yung pic ni ganito ganyan..." at ayoko sa LAHAT yung masyadong pa-eps!

Now try to mess with me or else you will die. slowly but surely.... >:)

ma me mi mo mu

Mommy Elvie's song to her unico hijo, Ariel.

Makinig ka sa akin! :D

more mommy elvie!!!

"Bawal sa itaas ang chikas."--- Mommy Elvie (From Mommy Elvie's Problematic Show)

mommy elvie :(

"Life is too short. Live it now!" --- Mommy Elvie

Namatay na ang pinakamamahal na mommy ni Ariel na si Mommy Elvie  (Elvira Ramos Villasanta sa tunay na buhay) last Friday, February 8 dahil sa sakit na cancer.  If I remember, sumikat siya sa "Mommy Elvie's problematic show" with Ariel and Maverick. Nakakatuwa siya kung tutuusin and hindi OA ang acting niya sa Mommy Elvie @ 18 which is her last show.

We will miss your laughs Mommy Elvie.  Rest in peace :(

Funny Comebacks
The Best of Chico and Delamar’s: The Morning Rush Top 10

Funny Comebacks:
1) Guy: Will you have lunch with me?

Girl: I’m busy, Can I ignore you another time?

2) Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from the likes of you”

3) Guy: What’s your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

4) Guy: If I asked you to marry me, would you?
Girl: If I told you to go to hell, would you?

5) Girl: Kung ikaw ang asawa ko, paiinumin kita ng lason! Guy: Kung ikaw ang asawa ko, iinumin ko yung lason.
6) Guy: Bond, James Bond.

Girl: Lost. Get Lost.

7) Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Girl: Unfertilized.

8) Guy: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?

Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

9) Gay 1: Sorry I don’t do charity. Gay 2: Talaga? eh bakit andami mong foundation?
10) Guy: Hi, I’m Jay, 31, a lawyer, single. And you are?

Girl: Married.

Bitchy Responses
At the gym dressing room, sees the underwear of Girl 2.
Girl 1: Ang cheap pala ng panty mo.
Girl 2: Kesa naman tulad mo, mamahalin nga ang panty, para namang box-office movie...now on its second week.
Girl 1: Bitch!

Kung may Angelito: Ang Batang Ama, siguradong may Angelita: Ang Putang Ina!

Messages For Haters
Top 10

10. “Hating me won’t make me ugly. And it won’t make you pretty, either.” -Eleapot

9.  ”If you don’t like me, you don’t have to let me know, because I don’t really give a damn.” -Fierytale

8. “My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you” -Nina

7. “Bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan sana ma-concussion.” -Yoss

6. “I can’t help but notice that UGLY starts with U and AWESOME ends with ME.” -No Name

5. “I’m a Disney prince/princess and you’re a troll-deal with it!” -Attyarj

4. “Hated by many. Confronted by none.” -Annia

3. “This Christmas. I’m going to put a mistletoe in my back pocket so all the haters can kiss my ass!” -Joti

2. “Your insult would hurt more if it were grammatically correct.” -Abernathy

1. “I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.” -My Yangkeez


Top 10

10. Kapag nakagawa ka ng kahit anong krimen, huhulihin ka ni Magic Mike tapos parurusahan ka ni Christian Grey. -Architect Faye

9. Kapag may ubo ka, ang lalabas kada ubo, hindi plema kundi pera! At hindi pesos, kundi dollars! -Malditang Divine

8. Ang poopoo ng aso, cupcakes. -Black Siopao

7. Malalaman ko na ako ang nawawalang anak ni Steve Jobs. At ang tunay kong first name ay, “Blow.” -Madmutt Mark

6. Kapag galit ang nanay mo, imbes na sermon, favorite song mo ang lalabas sa bibig niya. -Camillo

5. You could plant bacon and it would grow into a Bacon Tree. Pipitasin mo nalang ‘pag crunchy na. -The Pabile Guy

4. Ang taong may jabar at putok, lemon-scented. -Madmutt Mark

3. Kung gusto mo ng washboard abs, kailangan mong lumamon ng chicharon, crispy pata, lechon, chocolated, at ice cream. -MaLiuth

2. Ang mga taong plastic, literal na natutunaw kapag nabilad sa araw. -JRhyan

1. Ang mga lamok ay sumisipsip ng taba, hindi ng dugo. -Aejzen

Worst Ways To Ask Someone Out On A Date (from "The Best of Chico and Delamar's The Morning Rush: Top 10")
1. "You look desperate. Wanna go out with me?"
2. "Teh, date tayo!"
3. "Wanna forget we're both married and go out on a date?"
4. "If I were me, I'd go out with me. Would you?"
5. "Please don't dump me on the first attempt!"
6. "Kain ka na bago kita sunduin, para diretso check-in na tayo."
7. "Miss, date tayo. Per hour ba singil mo?"
8. "If I were to hypothetically ask you out, would you hypothetically say yes?"
9. "Wanna go out with me? I heard you kiss on the first date."
10. "Wanna catch a concert with me? My date backed out."

September 1, 2009 ? The Top Ten Funny Gay Quotes – Sent in by: Astroboy

Loi Pogi – Host: “Of your body parts, which is your favorite?” Gay beauty contestant: “My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you.”
Suzuna/Mojacko – Host: “What can you say about the women of tomorrow?” Gay beauty contestant: “The women of tomorrow…are the men of today!”
No name – Interview of LA Lopez by Boy Abunda: “Ako, Tito Boy, bading? Haller!”
KiD BuKid – During a Q&A portion, a gay contestant was asked what his motto was: “Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit!”
YñaKì – A gay customer in a deli was angry when he found out that his salami was sliced by the crew, and said: “Anong akala mo sa puwet ko, alkansya?”
No name – Gay: “Paturo po ng badminton.” Coach: “Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki.” Gay: “Aaah…isusubo pala?”
Gracia – Gay friend: “Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyo pa!”
Loi Pogi/Smiling Pasta – From a Harvard prof: “I’d rather be black than gay, because when you’re black, you don’t have to tell your mother.”
NikChic/Yvaine – Gay Rule: “Biruin mo na ang lasing na bagong gising, wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking!”
HristPTRP – “Sa mga lalaking gipit, walang pangit na bakla kung kamukha nila sina NINOY AQUINO, VICENTE LIM, JOSE ABAD SANTOS at JOSEFA ILANES ESCODA!”
Renj – A kid started shouting at my gay friend: “Bakla! Bakla!” My friend answered: “Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?!?”
Boy Hugot – “Pag nagka-amnesia ang bakla, makakalimutan din ba niyang bading siya?”
Loi Pogi From the movie In & Out: “This is my Peter, my friend Peter! We just ran into each other at the intersexual…homosection…intersection!”
Dru – Jack McFarland: “There are no straight men. Only men who haven’t met me yet.”
Dru – Karen Walker: “Honey, you’re gayer than an a purse on Tony night.”
Oscar Dela Hopia – “Ako ang bumayo, pero bading ang sumubo.”
Loi Pogi – “Let’s get one thing straight…I’m not.”
Maldito – “The male organ is like gossip…it passes from mouth to mouth.”
Bobby Joe – “I’m mostly straight, I’m only gay in bed.”
Reichen – “I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.” – baklang ipis.
Father Marcus – Rico J. Puno: “Ano ang gusto mo sa babae?” Arnel Ignacio: “Yung hindi malikot ang ulo pag kinukulutan.”
Adam Lembot – “Every drop counts!”
Joshua Andre – Angel from Rent: “I am more man than you’ll ever be, and more woman than you’ll ever get.”
Cyber Mumu – Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt: “Di baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs.”
Jerguin22 – Johann Von Goethe: “If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.”
Jerguin22 – Dennis Rodman: “I don’t mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.”
Angelo Dominic – “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
Satine Pastel – Jack McFarlane: “We have to help the new gays, nurture them, make them beautiful. We have to gay it forward!”
Blitzkrieg – “If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens.”
Kabalyero – We were at a chicken resto and I wanted to order chicken butt. So I asked my friend: “Kumakain ka ba ng puwet?” He answered: “Oo, basta ba mahal ko…”

TMR: Top 10 Celebrity Slang
1. OMGina Alajar!

2. Epic Fail Younghusband!

3. Umulander Vera Perez kahapon, Uulanis Morissette pa ngayon? Umaabon Jovi ba eh!

4. Meganon Fox?

5. Janno Gibbs sweldo ng mag workers kasi amoy Sunshine Corazon na sila sa init!

6. Kung Bitchy Nadal ka mas Tito Bitch and Joey ako!

7. Huy ang Isabel Oily mo na!

8. Nakakain kana ba sa Hobbit House? Puro sila Junano Gibbs at grabe sila umo-Tootsie Guevarra

9. I dont Kier Legaspi!

10. Im so tired, I need to Recharge Gutierrez!

Top 10 Signs that you are BISEXUAL
1. If you’re a chickboy. Pwede sa chick, pwede sa boy.

2. You’re having sex with your girlfriend in her bed, but you fin yourself staring at the David Beckham poster above her headboard.

3. You’re torn between a gay guy and a lesbian.

4. When you catch you’re boyfriend with his ex and get confused because you’re not sure if you’re jealous of him or his hot ex-girlfriend.

5. When a straight porn is not available, you’re okay with gay or lesbian porn.

6. When you think girls who look like boys are hot.

7. Pag pinagpapantansyahan mo si mare, lagi niyang kasama si pare.

8. Pag nandito sa Pinas may misis, kapag nasa Saudi may boyfriend.

9. If you want to get on with Chico and Delamar.

10. When you cant decide if you want to watch the NBA finals or the Miss Universe coronation night.

TOP 20 "ANO ANG MAS MASAKIT?"
Ano ang mas masakit? Ang malapa ka ng leon at makita syang kinakain ang laman loob mo, o ma-friend zone?
Ano ang mas masakit? Wala kang kakampi o lahat kaaway mo?
Ano ang mas masakit? Malaglagan ka ng asteroid sa bumbunan o maiwan sa dambana sa araw ng iyong kasal?
Ano ang mas masakit? Kurot sa singit, o sampiga sa pisngi?
Ano ang mas masakit? mawalan ka ng pera dahil sa kaibigan, o mawalan ng kaibigan dahil sa pera?
Ano ang mas masakit? Yung iniwan ka o hindi ka pala kasama?
Ano ang mas masakit? Makipag break via email o ngumuya ng blade?
Ano ang mas masakit? ang makita syang masaya sa piling ng iba o ang mamatay sya nang dahil sayo?
Ano ang mas masakit? yung malaman mong walang nagmamahal sayo sa buhay na ito, o masagasaan ka ng stampede ng mga elepante?
Ano ang mas masakit? yung magpigil ng damdamin, o magpigil ng tae?
Ano ang mas masakit? yung madiscover mo ang dark side ng girlfriend mo o madiscover mo yung dark kili kili nya?
Ano ang mas masakit? yung kasama mo ang mahal mo kahit di sya masaya sayo, o ipaubaya mo na lang sya sa iba?
Ano ang mas masakit? ang mahulog ka sa kanyang alindog, o mahulog sa man hole?
Ano ang mas masakit? to be hated or to be ignored?
Ano ang mas masakit? yung malaman mong may kumakalat kang scandal na pinagbebenta sa bangketan o yung malaman mong walang bumili?
Ano ang mas masakit? Ang magising ka lagi nang mag isa o magising lagi katabi si Madamme Auring?
Ano ang mas masakit? Ang mabuhay mag isa o mamatay mag isa?
Ano ang mas masakit? Magsisi ka sa mga salitang binitawan mo, o magsisi ka sa mga bagay na sana ay sinabi mo?
Ano ang mas masakit? halikan ang taong hindi mo mahal o halikan ang taong puro gilagid lang walang ngipin?
Ano ang mas masakit? Sigawan ka o silent treatment?

Top 10 Stupid Answer to Game Show Questions
1. Q: anu ang tinatanggal sa itlo bago kainin?

   A: Buhok?

2. Q: Sa mythology, anu ang tawag sa mga taong isa lang ang mata?

    A: Abnormal?

3. Q: Ang mga Hindu ay galing sa anong bansa?

    A: Hindunesia?

4. Q: Kung ang vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano naman ang tawag sa    kumakain ng tao?

    A: Humanitarian?

5. Q: Ano sa tagalog ang teeth?

    A: utong?

6. Q: SinaMichaelangelo at Raphael ay mga?

    A: ninja?

7. Q: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?

    A: sunog?

8: Q: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?

    A: sa motel?

9. Q: Magbigay ng sikat na Wille?

    A: Wille the Pooh?

10: Q: Saan binaril si Rizal?

      A: sa likod?

Temptation of Wife lines

Na-adik ako sa Temptation of Wife. I will share these lines hehe!

- Para kang barya. You two face. Your'e worthless. --- Marcel
- Pera? Wala ka nang pera Heidi. Anong gagawin mo? Magbabasag ng alkansya?--- Angeline
- Mas masahol ka pa sa ahas. Manggagamit, manloloko, impostora!---Heidi
- At ikaw? Impakta, demonyita, buwaya! --- Angeline
- Si Angeline may pakpak. Ikaw may buntot at sungay. --- Romeo
- Dapat sa'yo bagay sa fish bowl kasi mukha kang fried fish! --- Madel
- What's happening to me? Eto na ba ang bagong friends ni Stella Salcedo? --- Stella
- Ay nako, namimiss ko na si Angeline. Si angeline, hindi PALENGKERA. Si Heidi, amoy PALENGKE. --- Madel
- “Alam mo kung anong gusto ko ngayon? Gumanti ng gumanti ng gumanti. Hanggang sa magsisi sila kung bakit pa ko nabuhay.” --- Angeline
- Mura na pala ang alak ngayon. 20 pesos lang may sin tax pa! --- Stella
-Hindi nyo ba ako kilala? Ako si Heidi Fernandez. Soon to be Mrs. Salcedo. Engaged na ako kay Marcel. --- Heidi


More TOW quotes coming soon!

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food reviews

These  past days, panay na ang bigay ko ng reviews sa mga fast food chains na kinakainan ko. Eversince  then I really wanted to be a food blogger, so eto na yun!

I have a lot of reviews through openrice.ph and most of them e based on some restaurants na pinuntahan ko for the past 3 years. Nag-stop lang ang pagiging food critic ko noong nagstart na ako sa work ko.  And now I'm back on track!

Ipopost ko yung kauna-unahang food review ko about Bonchon :)

Hanggang sa muli. Paalam!